Sausage Pig

(scene takes place at a grocery store in Maryland)

me: Oh my god, what the HELL is that? Is that a PIG sculpted from SAUSAGE MEAT???

my dad: What, you've never seen that before?

me: Uh, no. That is disgusting.

my dad: Oh, they do that all in all the grocery stores at home (michigan)

me: Dad, its a PIG hand sculpted from SAUSAGE MEAT.

dad: Its normal!

me: ...

dad: Okay, its gross. I have to get the hell out of the midwest.

climate: raining
location: Martin's Grocery in Maryland
somewhat relevant local news article:
I think there was a Law & Order episode about this
mode of transportation: rain boots