Listen buddy, we all went through that "culture jamming" phase where we got our minds blown by the concept of guerrilla advertising, and thought that we could curb commercialism by inverting societal norms. Bad news for you- inverting societal norms, is normal now, so the only way to be different is to be normal. Get into it.
But we both know there's a bigger issue we need to discuss here, right? I mean the real elephant in the room. And that is your complete and total inability to draw hands!!! Look at those fucking things! They look like each and every person reaching for this box is the mangled survivor of either a farm combine accident or a meat grinder! Apparently in addition to your recent epiphany about society, you also gained access to a sharpie AND you learned to draw wavy knuckle wrinkle lines? Enough already! Its overkill! Its okay to not detail out every single knuckle line, because if you do, as you've demonstrated, you end up with over developed fingers, and bloated white meat-chunks for palms, the result of which you have horrifyingly covered your stupid newspaper box with, which, by the way, we all know you stole. And seriously? What the HELL is happening with that arm hair stubble?
I think its best for everyone if you just put your marker down and go back to reading Radar or whatever zine your fake friend from the commune is working on.
Also, I happen to know that one of the local homeless dudes keeps his sleeping bag and stuff in the Weekly Dig box right next to this, so your box is pretty much guaranteed to be filled with piss, vomit, trash, or bedbugs in 5...4...3...2...
climate: overcast, looks like its cold, but actually isn't.
location: outside the 1369 coffee shop on mass ave
somewhat relevant local news article:
dude. your mom?? seriously?
mode of transportation: rain boots
