So there I was, chillaxin' in the Brueggers Bagels that's connected to the Shaws, enjoying my rosemary and olive oil squagel (squagels! not your old man's bagels!), when this lady sits down at the next table. I eyed her nondescript Shaws double-bag and didn't think much of it. Maybe she's just another squagel fan, right?
WRONG! SO WRONG!!
The broad had swiped a plastic spoon from the milk-and-sugar station and after extremely carefully opening her recently purchased peanut M&Ms, was eating them methodically, one and a time, WITH A SPOON!!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?? THIS IS CRAZY!! THERE WAS A SEINFELD EPISODE ABOUT THIS! WHY AM I SHOUTING? THIS SQUAGEL RULES!
climate: yeah.
location: view map
somewhat relevant local news story:
some lady drove off a parking garage
mode of transportation: toyota
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