What? No specials? That's SO CRAZY!!! Like, three exclamation points crazy!!! Your advertising is just so edgy and in-your-face that I'm going to run right in and buy all the things on that chalkboard!
Oh wait, no I'm not because I just remembered that if I'm interested in purchasing a "cold brewed iced coffee" its probably not because of your witty chalkboard advertisement, its because I want an iced coffee. You're a coffee shop. You have coffee, internet, and light lunch fair. Tell me something I didn't know or get your stupid chalkboard out of my way.
climate: hot in the sun, not hot in the shade
location: atomic bean on mass ave
somewhat relevant local news article:
bikers are making their own parking tickets for cars parked in bike lanes
the tickets they made are awesome, scroll down to see the pics of them
mode of transportation: sneaks
wait, is this the new atomic whatever place on mass ave? they're so wacky.
ReplyDeletei passed this yesterday, and showered hate upon it. just thought you should know.
ReplyDeleteoh man, i was in a rotten mood that day! that sign probably took more grief from me than it deserved.
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